Back from retirement

ADDENDUM: Reader Beware The following post has been falsified, embellished and contains down right lies. But to appease my darling husband, I will allow the post to stand.

By: Kevy Wevy AKA Kevykins

I'm coming out of retirement for one post only due to recent developments at home. These recent developments involve absurdly placed cups, bowls, plates, and cans that contain potential spillable disasters. The obvious culprit is seemingly unaware of these recent developments, and thus the need for the blog.

As you will notice from the picture, there is a table with an interestingly placed bowl partially filled with milk. As you will also notice, the bowl filled with milk is not just interestingly placed on the table, but it is placed at the most extreme edge of the table. As of now you are probably asking yourself the same question that has puzzled me for months. Why? Why is the bowl there? Why is the bowl placed on the corner of the table when there is plenty of room to accomadate it elsewhere? There is in fact, plenty of room to put the bowl in the middle of the table as to avoid cleaning up a mess in case of a spill. Well, after months of cleaning up diet coke, orange juice, and milk, I have determined that there is no answer to this question. It's like the chicken and the egg. In fact, I don't even think the culprit knows the answer.