Weapons

So, since out little "incident" a week or so ago, I have been thinking to myself. "that could have been a worse situation. What if I had been there?" This type of thinking got me a bit concerned. I always thought men were like cougars, they went for the smallest victims, and this does not include me at 6'0". What if it was not an intentional, I'm going after you, but instead, I stumble upon something and thus become a victim. What would I do. I have nothing to intimidate them besides my size. So, I have been looking at all sorts of personal weapons. a)Mace, but that won't do anything to an intoxicated, or high individual. b)Pepper spray, but then I actually have to hit them in the eyes. c) a gun...lets not even go into the trouble that could cause me. d) a crow bar, am I really going to haul that around? I have the perfect solution. I have a friend at work, who specializes in all sorts of martial arts. He and Kevin think I would make a fantastic MMA fighter. What better weapon, then my sick fighting skills. I think I will start training this week.