Yup, I am married to a lawyer

Kevin just finished his last law school class. He only has finals and the bar exam left. I am proud, relieved, and impressed that he stuck it out. The other day, to my dismay, he did demonstrate some of his vast knowledge of the law. So last week I casually asked him what he got me for Mother's Day. He looked at me, and without hesitation went on to cite Roe vs Wade. "According to the US Supreme Court, your fetus cannot be viable out of the womb, so it isn't a life, therefore I guess you are not a mother." I didn't know whether to be proud he learned something, or slap him, so I did the latter.