The Bachelor

I love this show.  Most of you that know me, know this. Watching it with Kevin brings a new perspective to things.  He makes it more entertaining, or more frustrating.   Sometimes I'm not sure which it is.   I do prefer to watch it with him even when he complains, or drools over breast implants.  So, here is a list of some of our 'Loves' after only 3 episodes.

• I love that ABC had to make this entire season an issue about Brad's fear of committment. I was hoping he wouldn't pick either girl. 
• I love that to show how sincere he was about fixing this supposed "problem" they had his therapist make a cameo on national TV (HIPPA anyone?)
• I love every time they say "This is the ___________ moment in Bachelor history"
• I love that EVERY girl that is on this show has a sob story
• I love that RIGHT after the sob story (girl is crying and has a snotty nose), Brad makes out with her. Is that all it takes?....Robyn, take note!
• I love every shirtless scene
• I love that every date is the same from season to season
• I love Emily's response to the question, tell me about yourself.  "I'm just like everybody else... When I am tired, I get grumpy."  I guess that sums us all up.
• Kevin loves to insert his own dialogue..which is usually ridiculous. 
• I love that Kevin googles these girls on his own time ie. Michelle Money (yes, that is her name) is on a new 'Mormon Movie' coming out this March.  Chantal's dad was a Seattle Seahawk, but only played one season and has NO fantasy points.
• He loves to rank them according to 'favorites'. 1). Emily 2). Chantal 3). Michelle....
• He loves that Brad, during interviews, refers to the girls as "these women" "that girl".  He just automatically distances himself from them.  Kevin cracks up every time.
• He loves to bring up that Emily dated Dale Ernahrt Jr.
• I love that "fang" wasn't anything like I thought she would be.
• I loved the comparison of Emily to looking like Barbie, with the soul of Mother Theresa. You want to, but you can't hate her.

Those are just some of the gems I gave gleened from my guiltiest pleasure.